Waldo's Elephant Jokes

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What's clear on the outside & gray on the inside?

An elephant in a baggy.

What does an elephant do when he hurts his foot?

He calls a toe truck.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?

Nothing.  It just gave a little wine.

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Have you ever tried to iron one?

How do you make an elephant float?

Take a glass of root beer & add one scoop of elephant.

Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow?

He didn't want to fall into the hot chocolate.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

Check for footprints in the butter.

How can you tell if there are two elephants in your refrigerator?

You will hear whispering.

How can you tell if there are three elephants in your refrigerator?

The door won't close.

Why do elephants wear sunglasses?

So they won't be recognized.

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